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AFROCON JUGLE FUCK OUT THAR 2008: a report

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 6:46 PM
The con was a blast... pittsburgh is a fucking dump... I met way too many awesome people that I never got to spend enough time with.

I roomed with the coolest cats on the 8th story block Bagheera and Catwarrior.

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1st Day:

Nothing of import happened. Met the fuckin awesome Hida and he pretty much introduced me to all the cool kids.

2nd Day:

Okay... this is pretty much the only interesting thing I have to say.

If anyone remembers that old DA veteran PRawst... he's seriously ADHD... like wow, but fun as hell to be around.

So... I'm a silly and creepy drunk pretty much... Like, I want to touch everyone... I'm not that bad... but like, I start giving my friends a shoulder massage or something... If they are sober they are like... "wtf" and if they are drunk they are like... "OH YEAH!"

It started in the hotel room of a guy I don't know... I drank about... 1/4th bottle of vodka and Prawst still got twice as drunk as me on about 3/4th a coffee mug of it. WOW that guy cannot handle his liquor, wtf canadanian boy, git offa ur interbutts!

I dunno, I also get jealous when people are making out... I try and dive between them. Oh man, it's really not that funny but I'm laughing anyways... ahaha.

But... pretty much me and prawst like... ran around the convention and made noise we wanted to go back to the hang out place... on the way PRast had the great idea of using the escalators as moving chairs (which I still believe is a brilliant idea) and we yelled out that we were Christian virgins much to the dismay of furries everywhere. Prosts had commissions that he was intent on doing that I was gonna help him with... (PRAST UND LUPINATOR ORIGINALS FTW!) It would have been hilarious but we saw our buddy Hida that wasn't drunk yet and we chased him around and out of the zoo... (the zoo is what they can the hangout place btw) and lost Blitz (that was watchin us) for 5 minutes and then we shared respekt knucles with Hida and were depressed that he wasn't drunk yet.

Then... our short attention spans made us forget about the commissions we were gonna do... so we ran to where the artist alley and dealers den was... but they were obviously closed by now but Prawst didn't care. Our caretaker eventually found us and we went there anyways... On the way we found 2 the ranting gryphon's show and were allowed to be in there as long as we weren't loud drunks. 2 was characteristically unfunny and we just basically talked about how retarded it was before getting bored shortly afterwards and leaving...

We pretty much climbed and jumped around until we made our way to the artist alley there and Prawst kicked the Artist alley sign down and then he pretty much collapsed on the ground a little later and didn't feel like getting up. I went to the bathroom and when I found my way back to them security was there and got us and we were banned from the building for the night...

On the way out of the building we saw this fully adorned fursuiter passed out flat on his back in the middle of an empty hallway with security and onlookers surrounding him and Prawst made a comment about how the furfag out drank him after bragging about beating louvelex's epic drinking spree the night before.

I remember complimenting the security guy on his good work and trying to act as sober as possible...

That was pretty much the night after we left the building... I did my crazy drunkin spider jutsu around pittsburgh and Praswt pulled off Metal Gear poses until we got to the hotel.

When he got to the hotel he pretty much threw up tar and I drank water and sobered up and instructed Blitz on how to look after a drunk before crashing in my own room for the night.

(summary of these events are also in his journal [link] and I think he had a seizure eventually).

3rd Day:

I was tired and exhausted for the most part so I just chilled out for the most part... I went on the roof with Hibbary and her aussie friend and watched her brother almost turn into a lightning rod. No shitting you... he fuzzy hair began to stand up all weird like... I pointed it out to the other two... and then it began to like... all the hair began to uniform together and point at a 75 degree angle to a spot in the sky... LOL...

A shot while earlier is began to rain pretty hard and there were tornado warnings so they herded up all the furries and made them attend the Closing Ceremonies of the con where Uncle Fucker KageCon told us he couldn't save us from the media anymore or something.

Then we left and went to the zoo where I finished up this one image for BLuts that I eventually got lazy on and rushed to completion...

I should pimp Canis Major too... which is a fucking art badass.

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Summary:

Lets of fag hugs, lots of fag people, lots of furrriends and I'm already missing it. I'll be there next year in protest.

  • Listening to: An Evening With el Diablo -- Chevelle

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Just *headdesk*.

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i don't know what to say... XP

sounds like fun, wish i was there to raise hell XP
=| I'm sure I would have hated it there, since I don't drink.

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The one thing I truly hate,
is people that envy others,
yet do nothing for themselves.

So when I learned that...
I had no place in this world,
I decided to burn away your’s,
and live in the ash.
Dude... you don't have to drink... most people just nerded out online or drew at a table...

My roomates didn't party or do anything interesting per se.

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Yeah... there wasn't a protest though... I'm a bit sad... this was just a scouting year... next year we'll get some fur flying.

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Bryan Mischke

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:xD: that sounds even less fun.

Why would you go to a con to go online and sit at a table? I can do all that at home and not spend $100 or more doing it.

Seriously, if ever I go to a 'Furry' con I'm bringing a safari outfit and a Tazer.

--
The one thing I truly hate,
is people that envy others,
yet do nothing for themselves.

So when I learned that...
I had no place in this world,
I decided to burn away your’s,
and live in the ash.

Derp

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